I hated you girls who could get your hair to behave in this "Blair-from-The-Facts-of-Life" manner. Call it envy. I had thin hair. Big hair and thin hair are like oil in water. That said, I tried a middle part the other day and I felt like Elvira. So I'm in hair hell right now--and I'm still waiting for small boobs to be in style.

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